Unfortunately I am not going to lie to you, I have not:
- flown away in a rocket ship to the moon.
- swapped bodies with Zebedeee and spent all my time crunching peanuts and chewing carpet.
- become a famous movie star and jetted off to Hollywood.
- ran away and joined the circus.
- fell in a massive hole and grew a beard to use as a rope to climb out.
- been eaten by a dinosaur and studied the anatomy.
- found an invisible cloak and snooped around in your wardrobe.
- been captured and locked up by an evil queen.
I have simply been a naughty blogger, and had a little blogging holiday. Everyone is a allowed a sneaky one now and again.
I have missed you and you and you and you. (but I think secretly Zebedeee has missed blogging more)